Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
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On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
How's work?
Spinning.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
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If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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