There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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