I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
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She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
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Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life