I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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