u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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