D3 body, D1 cock
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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