wanna go halves on a baby?
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
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I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
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He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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