marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
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I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
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If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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