you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
my being single is dangerous.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
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Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
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I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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