so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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