Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
Randomize
