I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I deserve to be covered in dicks
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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