one two three fourrrrnication!
do herpes really smell.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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