the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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