I must be too annoying 4 u.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
two words...techno handjob
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He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
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just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
this hospital has no fireball
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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