high people should be assigned attendants
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
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