idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
You work out of a Hotel?
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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