they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
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dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
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By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I need to sanitize my soul.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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