I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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