wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
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I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
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Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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