Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
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im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
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I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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