I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
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i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
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I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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