Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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