I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
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When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
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I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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