he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
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I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
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Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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