So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
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four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
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Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
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