He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
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