Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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