He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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