I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Randomize
