my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
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I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
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Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid