is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you