i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
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What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
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I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success