so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
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I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
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She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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