Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
You took a bar mat shot.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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