I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
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i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
Randomize