Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
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She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
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think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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