If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
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So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
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I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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