I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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