Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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