My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
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he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
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I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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