Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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