I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
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i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
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I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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