I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
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We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
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The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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