We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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