remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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