is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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