problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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