The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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