I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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