This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
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Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
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Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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