we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
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Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
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its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
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