i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
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I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
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Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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