why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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