Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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