If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
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Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
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MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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