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I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
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We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
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Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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