i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I need to sanitize my soul.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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